By J.D. Nelson
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Loud Lubbock
“What’re you eatin’ on?” asked Jiminy Morrison.
“This is an orange, a new space-fruit from the planet of Earth,” I said.
“Far out,” said Jiminy. Earth was warm. Earth was wet.
“Want some?” I asked.
“I think I’ll Paas™” said Jiminy.
Earth was weird.
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Fool’s Gold Bill Bixby
whenceday ///
the shape of the water
printing chicken
is money for food
(juicy fruit wrapper
mistaken for a steel bolt)
learn woodburning!
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James Hetfield is a Fast Learner
Notnownotnownotnownotnownotnow.
WINSTON HICCUX: Approx. o. x.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I was born with a 19
13 nickel in my mouth.
James Hetfield drives an American van.
Tarnation…them is some sultry slices of sour fruit you got there.
You keep a lemon tree too? We was so poor as kids we painted Easter lemons with leftover Testors. The silvery one was real sweet like. Damn near rotted both my teeth out with those ones.