By J.D. Nelson
“What’re you eatin’ on?” asked Jiminy Morrison.
“This is an orange, a new space-fruit from the planet of Earth,” I said.
“Far out,” said Jiminy. Earth was warm. Earth was wet.
“Want some?” I asked.
“I think I’ll Paas™” said Jiminy.
Earth was weird.
Fool’s Gold Bill Bixby
the shape of the water
is money for food
(juicy fruit wrapper
mistaken for a steel bolt)
James Hetfield is a Fast Learner
WINSTON HICCUX: Approx. o. x.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I was born with a 19
13 nickel in my mouth.
James Hetfield drives an American van.