Posted in Doug Draime on November 21, 2012| 2 Comments »
By Doug Draime
Fucking white-tip sharks
Fucking on the bottom
Fucking 500 frog fish getting fucking jumpy
Fucking weirder than a Dali nightmare
Fucking stunning Mermaids kneeling (in the mouth)
Fucking starfish through dismal sunken ships
Fucking swimming around the sharks
Fucking who fuck in loud explosions
Fucking like wars in full fucking pitch
Fucking blood flying like sparks
Fucking like F Bombs up to the still turquoise surface
Fucking awesome fucking sweet
Posted in Doug Draime on May 30, 2012| 1 Comment »
By Doug Draime
There sat L. Frank Baum
in the shit house
at the end of the
Yellow Brick Road
on the outskirts of
the Emerald City
where the Wizard
used to do his business
yelling through the
crescent moon
cut in the door:
“Hey, any of you
little people still out there?
The Wizard took
the Sears & Roebuck
catalog from in here. Now, how
in the hell am I
gonna wipe
my ass. Hey, any
Munchkins out there?”
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Clutching at Straws 