By David Hale
Those boots are nice what are they made of?
(Kittens)
Mime getting mugged
(By clowns)
Bringing the heat on the dance floor
(Spirit fingers)
Six children playing tag
(Seventh eaten by a bear)
Bear eating child
(Bear eating child)
Man wearing white dress
(After Labor Day)
Punching down trees
(With your penis)
Tiger riding horse
(Into the oval office)
People getting abducted by aliens
(Too dumb to run away)
Clutching at Straws 