By Joan McNerney
starting with this uncle sam
creep who screws up all the time
creating all those freaking wars
not to mention tom turkey
sorry excuse for women breaking
into sweats while men laze around
the next day watching football
(who wouldn’t be thankful?)
then there’s that overgrown
kris kringle shoving stuff up
stockings full of whoknowswhat
never wanted or asked for
and don’t forget peter cottontail
filling baskets galore with chocolates
jelly beans marshmallow eggs
go ahead let’s eat his ears off
before we have no teeth!