By Catfish McDaris
“Did you get on
at North Avenue?”
the lady asked
“Yes”
“Did you notice
if they have a
dog wash?”
“No, sorry”
“My golden lab
needs a bath &
I heard there was
a dog wash there
for $6”
“Sorry”
“Surely you saw it?”
“Look lady I didn’t
see a dog wash. In
fact I’ve never even
heard of a fucking
dog wash. I know
where you can get
your pussy washed
for $2 after a thorough
work out. Does that
help?”
“You are a nasty man.”
I smiled in agreement.
Clutching at Straws 