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By Phil Kostov

only the police know how I like it,
rough and messy,
bed and breakfast hair.
chain me to a christmas tree at the mall,
spread glue to my naked body,
and throw shrimp at me.

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Prescribing action in the assertion of place means moving to the west coast and
investing in a laundry machine made out of plant based materials
In order to make a statement to your father.

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Just love it, can do just about anything with it,
people are connected to the power grid
And are enabled in ways that seem unjust,
justifying made simple precision cut
Cold glass against the cheek,
smooth in many ways,
in many other ways slim design and
Incredible performance, generous and lifelike,
is receptive to common issues and complaints,
Is sensitive to stimuli and can emulate certain human emotions.

suburban facial expressions indicates emotions
ventilated to perfection in an american apparel orgy.

Don’t have unprotected sex with your mouth full.

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I’m very sad you’re leaving,
You’re gonna get that position,
You can do anything you want,

Together they set up a kingdom of their moment to plunder,
They struggled and rebelled, that land of promise opened
The jaws, wither shall we sail? Guide us.

I rose up from the gutter and
Overthrew the government.

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I demand nothing less than less than 3 percent of the world’s oil reserve.
I demand nothing less than a large swath in the middle of the continent.
I demand nothing less than like a string thru the geography of my work,
you can pull out a crab that played with the sea

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I could concentrate,
Mind began to wander,
I began,
I became, began,
I was concentrating.
I can sit, keep,
Mind wanders,
I am finding,
I should have been concentrating,
Learning has been.

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I sewed my lips shut and dug a bunch of holes,
Each hole represents how many times
I felt a compulsion to say inappropriate things in my life, like,
when talking to my friend’s dad at his house I mentioned that
the Brazilian nuts I was eating taste like chicken noodle soup,
I was thinking to add, ‘I wonder how you taste like.’

I made a birdcage out of my skull,
the birds enter and exit through my eye sockets.
The birds are my only friends now,
I tell them how many holes I dug.

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‘whoop whoop’ is the sound juggalo’s make to
express joyful enthusiasm, for example:

A juggalo walks through a carwash naked,
“Feels like I’m being licked by a
Phantom tongue! whoop whoop!”

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I knew I was in jail when I lost patience at my cell mate.

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I don’t usually go for someone who smirks while making political observations.

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I’m going to draw a 3 foot portrait of a particular strand of hair on your head.

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He was probably the first gay person I looked in the eye,
I thought he was so cute-
His mom’s shirt said,
“sexy bitches have red keychains.”
We learned adult things from her.

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I shaved 3 spots on my leg and
Filled in the hairless spots with magic marker,
then I took the shaved off leg hair and
glued it to my face to make a fu manchu.

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most of what most of us do is
put ourselves in laundry machines,
set it high, but not to the max.

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