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Archive for August 9th, 2013

Glossophobia

By Larry Jones

I’m not afraid of flying
I’m not afraid of clowns
I’m not afraid of bees
I’m not afraid of being rained on
I’m not afraid of bald people
I’m not afraid of the Pope
I’m not afraid of being hypnotized
I’m not afraid of Friday the 13th
I’m not afraid of meat
I’m not afraid of being tickled by feathers
I’m not afraid of nosebleeds
I’m not afraid of death
I’m not afraid of female genitalia
I’m not afraid of the moon
I’m not afraid of the great mole rat
I’m not afraid of rectal disease
I’m not afraid of the color purple
but please don’t ask me
to be a guest on a poetry radio show.

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