Archive for May 30th, 2012

By Doug Draime

There sat L. Frank Baum
in the shit house

at the end of the
Yellow Brick Road

on the outskirts of
the Emerald City

where the Wizard
used to do his business

yelling through the
crescent moon
cut in the door:

“Hey, any of you
little people still out there?
The Wizard took
the Sears & Roebuck
catalog from in here. Now, how
in the hell am I
gonna wipe
my ass. Hey, any
Munchkins out there?”


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