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2 Dozen Oysters

By Michael Goscinski

“My boyfriend has a fetish for these”
she said
“At least once a month
he has to have them
they’re an aphrodisiac you know
and man
is he good in bed afterwards
gimme 2 dozen”

She was about 4 foot 9
had the face of a gerbil
an overbite
greasy hair
walnut shaped
weighed at least 230lbs
and smelled of sour milk
aphrodisiac or not
I wouldn’t even touch her
after 4 dozen

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