By Quasimofo Snyder
Sometimes, it’s not whether the glass is half full or half empty,
but whether you even have a glass…
Damn it me!
The earth is round but my world-view has flatlined—————
IT’S EVERY CONDEMNED CAST-OUT FOR HIM/HER/SELF!!!
CAUSE THIS IS ANOTHER ESKIMO BAPTISM GONE BAD!!!
You and only you are in charge of your own rehab..
..oh spastic bejesus! it’s so hard to get out what i got in.
..Internal combustion engines will run off cappuccino makers
and the phases of the moon will appear all at once
before rebirth is converted into pizzazz-zapping riddle-solvent..
Shackle a poetic spambot and it might sputter:
unhinged jollity waking generation repeats cream of crop
circles tickle tort you are belated uproarious waiting .
There are many menial communes tucked away within
the gated confines of our misdo gray matter pitter-patter
slates written with an unmind to cross the T-bones and
dot the eyewitness newsrooms..
For Example: if your step dad treated you like an idiot
while doing carpentry,
you are gonna grow up not wanting to do carpentry…
and be destined to live ball-and-chain in a run-down
fix-em-up ramshack shanty.
Do you got enough gauze for this pooch on the prowl?
Did you know there are free psych-evals on facebook
–object embedding particle rarities that fulfill or kill?
Your life lesson is to learn your life lessons..