By Quasimofo Snyder “i am not who i think i am” thought the protagonist sitting on a piano stool with no trousers waiting for trashday when Gabriel might blow the amp on his Mother of Pearl Fender Strat. What joyful ode do i lipsinc my 2% regretfulness nestling wholesome sin skimming true vidal sassoon repentence? [...]
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Acridic Ponderances at the Korova Milk Bar (A birthday poem for Dane Haggard)
Posted in Quasimofo Snyder on March 8, 2012 | 3 Comments »
Generic Puke Chartreuse on Zooey Deschanel’s Kaleidoscope Mini-Skirt {Compare to Voltaire’s Candide Active Ingredient}
Posted in Quasimofo Snyder on July 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
By Quasimofo Snyder “God Save Our Indie-Queen! She ain’t no refried bean!” I hollered as we beat the flying fuck out of ROY G. BIV cramming Skittles down his gristmill throat… “Taste this rainbow, motherfucker!” …It was an artsy offshoot derived from male protagonists in a vermilion oxblood novel.. uh huh, ..the one gotcheyed caper [...]
Trailer Park Flower Gardens, or Punch Nose Karma Twinkies
Posted in Quasimofo Snyder on February 27, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
By Quasimofo Snyder Sometimes, it’s not whether the glass is half full or half empty, but whether you even have a glass… Damn it me! The earth is round but my world-view has flatlined————— IT’S EVERY CONDEMNED CAST-OUT FOR HIM/HER/SELF!!! CAUSE THIS IS ANOTHER ESKIMO BAPTISM GONE BAD!!! You and only you are in charge [...]
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