By John Tustin
Love is three fingers in.
Sadism is the whole hand.
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The Difference Between Love and Sadism
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Can’t Drive a Cab
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By John Tustin
Can’t drive a cab – No sense of direction.
Can’t invent – No ideas.
Sales are a bad idea – No people skills (I am skilled at avoiding them, though.)
Can’t sing – No voice.
Can’t dig ditches – I’m weak as a kitten.
Can’t speak in public – I stutter.
Can’t go into public service- No work ethic.
Can’t write a novel – No attention span.
So here’s a poem.
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