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The Genius

By James Valvis They came from every corner of the state to hear him read from his latest, which was no different than his old work. When they arrived, he was half drunk, leered at the girls, ignored the young men, told several professors to go bugger Jesus, and after an irrational monologue he finally [...]

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Yak Mallah

By James Valvis I watched a kung fu film that stunk but in this film was a country where the people all said, yak mallah! The people had no teeth and they were stupid but when their king said, yak mallah!, they replied, yak mallah! I liked them and I like yak mallah. I’ve tried [...]

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