By Discarded Kiwi People look at my nose first as if one body part makes me so I look at you, human, and call you a brain monkey I may eat unripe fruit but at least I don’t waste my time watching TV and thinking about silly things like philosophy and religion Just remember, brain [...]
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Dispatches From A Proboscis Monkey #2 (Silly Humans)
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Dispatches From a Proboscis Monkey #1
Posted in Discarded Kiwi on April 7, 2010 | 2 Comments »
By Discarded Kiwi My name is Discarded Kiwi and I am a Proboscis Monkey living a working-class lifestyle in Lansing, Michigan United States of America My nose is seven inches long and turns red when I am enraged or when I am sexually aroused although there are no female Bekantan outside of Borneo I am [...]
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