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Galaxies in My Bed

By Amanda Deo How do I move through your hair skipping constellations because we’re just too drunk and this is how we met 10 beers on your grandmother’s table turned into a marriage.

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Best If Used By

By Amanda Deo You told me to go fuck myself so I put the kettle on.  (This is a phenomenon in America) Slapped the microwave with an open hand. Kicked the recycling bin like Jackie Chan. Handed the fridge its ass like Chuck Norris.  Reached for the milk that was now expired and I really wish [...]

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Let’s Make It Cheap

By Amanda Deo I was thinking I could probably work for Hallmark and sell my love for $3.99. You’d see my heart in a card on a shelf at Walgreens and know it’s all for you. Send my message nation wide to sit on office desks and front hall shelves.The classic Valentine’s Be Mine and [...]

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