By JD Nelson
East Xolfax & Xolorado.
TORTILLA GORILLA: Oh, yeah? Name one.
CINNAMON LIFE: Crow Dudley.
TORTILLA GORILLA: Name two.
CINNAMON LIFE: Wafflemoon.
She had him, there.
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East Xolfax & Xowning.
TORTILLA GORILLA: This graph paper is good enough.
CINNAMON LIFE: The grid is faint.
TORTILLA GORILLA: Nothin’ worse than a cloned cop.
CINNAMON LIFE: So, this is what Earth feels like.
TORTILLA GORILLA: Earth is known for its chapbooks printed on graph paper.
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East Xolfax & Xennsylvania.
TORTILLA GORILLA: My brain is a cloud of words.
CINNAMON LIFE: We’ve all turned into John Carpenters.
TORTILLA GORILLA: Here in Xenver, we have crickets.
CINNAMON LIFE: Earth isn’t a regular sort of place.
TORTILLA GORILLA: (Requesting stop) My heart is a knot of worms.
JD Wafflehouse writes the bigbucks!
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