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Archive for May 25th, 2010

By Catfish McDaris

“Did you get on
at North Avenue?”
the lady asked

“Yes”

“Did you notice
if they have a
dog wash?”

“No, sorry”

“My golden lab
needs a bath &
I heard there was
a dog wash there
for $6″

“Sorry”

“Surely you saw it?”

“Look lady I didn’t
see a dog wash. In
fact I’ve never even
heard of a fucking
dog wash. I know
where you can get
your pussy washed
for $2 after a thorough
work out. Does that
help?”

“You are a nasty man.”
I smiled in agreement.

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