By RC Miller
Around the lake a beautiful girl
Who’s full of life
I believe I may already be
Baked into her crunchy oat bunches.
If I’m the perfect actor option
For an awesome backup dancer
Then turn your emblem inside out
While cleaning our aquarium
And start pretending
Around the lake I see a beautiful girl
Who’s full-on naked
Two weeks solid.
She doesn’t bother to read what I write
For fear it’ll kill her desire.
If I’m to be your agent then please
Call me by my cataloged name
And really reveal your insides
Outing a deformed infant receiving a special formula
Through the tube cemented in his stomach.